Apocalypse Wow

A man of indeterminate age stands in his gaming room. It just so happens that today, the 12th of September, 2026, is not a special day in any regard. Though it was an unknown amount of years ago he was given a name, it is only today he will remember it! That's probably alarming in some way, right? I mean, you should be able to remember that.

You are currently in your absolutely epical gaming room, but there is a problem. You're stupid, and can't remember your name. What is it?